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Wow...we must thank everyone who has been visiting the site and telling their friends to visit the site. Let's keep it going! You know as well as I know that everything about the University of Pittsburgh is evil. The triple-overtime victory over #5 WVU proved it. Whenever horrific incidents occur in the world, the Pitt Panther mysteriously appears. This site will uncover the truth about Pittsburgh and the apparent "pact with the devil" they have made. Feel free to e-mail us your horrible run-ins with the Panther and we'll use it if we can.

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The Panther mourns the death of his lifelong friend, Kim Jong-Il.

The Panther was spotted in Piscatway, New Jersey. New Jersey sounds like a place he belongs.

The Panther has volunteered to assist in the defense of Jerry Sandusky

In case you were wondering they Lee Corso picked LSU on GameDay, the Panther and Tiger are BFFs

The Navy Seals caught Osama bin Laden enjoying his favorite past-time...Panther sports

How the Panther created the great tsunami.

The Panther had Kim Jong Il launch an attack to distract the American public from how badly the Wannstache sucks

Pitt came up with the new TSA standards

Roc with Speaker of the House Pelosi. Roc is trying to convert politicians to the newly created Panther Party.

Leona Helmsley wasn't a slum lord until she got mixed up with the Panther. "Only the little people pay taxes" - Roc

The Panther is at the root of the current Salmonella egg scare

Roc was a member of the original Jersey Shore cast until he proved too big of a douchebag for the show.

It's the Panther that creates the Favre circus year after year after year after...

The Pitt basketball team pictured with former teammate Joran van der Sloot (far right). Van der Sloot was last seen heading south after leaving the team...

The Panther likes to go clubbing -- clubbing baby seals that is.

The Panther is Minister of Haj and Endowment for the Taliban

How Huggy Bear really broke his ribs...

Where there's scandal, you find the Panther. Here he is pictured with Representative Charles Rangel, who is now under investigation for ethics violations.

Submitted photo from NASA archives

The Panther and BP CEO Tony Hayward discuss how to dump more oil into oceans around the world.

Introducing the new "Panther in Cinema" edition to the site

It was really the Panther who founded the group "Limp Bizkit" to torture all.

Photographic evidence that it wasn't really Jim Joyce that ruined Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga's perfect game this season but rather Roc.

Chris Brown wasn't the only person with Rihanna on that fateful night in February 2009.

The Panther created the BP spill because he likes his food deep-fried in oil.

It was the Panther who taught Pete Carroll how to "bend" the rules at USC.

It was the Pitt Panther that sent Amy Fisher to Joey Buttafuoco's Body Shop. The resulting incident led to far too many "made-for-TV" movies.

Mel Gibson wasn't making racial diatribes or allegedly committing spousal abuse until he met the Panther at a hotel in NYC.

Lindsay Lohan has attempted to rehabilitate herself several times but the Panther is always nearby with drugs and alcohol to feed her addictions.

The Panther and Benito Mussolini meet prior to Mussolini signing the Pact of Steel in 1939. The Pact joined Italy and Germany as allies in World War II.

The Panther bribed William Jefferson, former Congressman from Louisiana, in an effort to receive special treatment in football. Jefferson is now serving 13 years for accepting over $470,000 in bribes from the Panther.

Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse James relies on the Panther to find women for him. And judging from Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, the Panther knows where to find some strange ones. Very strange, indeed.

The Panther and Coach K -- long time friends and allies.

The Panther was responsible for inspecting the levees in New Orleans prior to Hurricane Katrina. Obviously someone forgot to do their job.

Stalin, Lenin and the Panther pose for this picture in 1919 following the Russian Revolution of 1917, which gave power to Lenin.

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