Wow...we must thank everyone who has been visiting the site and telling their friends to visit the site. Let's keep it going! You know as well as I know that everything about the University of Pittsburgh is evil. The triple-overtime victory over #5 WVU proved it. Whenever horrific incidents occur in the world, the Pitt Panther mysteriously appears. This site will uncover the truth about Pittsburgh and the apparent "pact with the devil" they have made. Feel free to e-mail us your horrible run-ins with the Panther and we'll use it if we can.

Submitted photo from NASA archives

The Panther and BP CEO Tony Hayward discuss how to dump more oil into oceans around the world.

Introducing the new "Panther in Cinema" edition to the site

It was really the Panther who founded the group "Limp Bizkit" to torture all.

Photographic evidence that it wasn't really Jim Joyce that ruined Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga's perfect game this season but rather Roc.

Chris Brown wasn't the only person with Rihanna on that fateful night in February 2009.

The Panther created the BP spill because he likes his food deep-fried in oil.

It was the Panther who taught Pete Carroll how to "bend" the rules at USC.

It was the Pitt Panther that sent Amy Fisher to Joey Buttafuoco's Body Shop. The resulting incident led to far too many "made-for-TV" movies.

Mel Gibson wasn't making racial diatribes or allegedly committing spousal abuse until he met the Panther at a hotel in NYC.

Lindsay Lohan has attempted to rehabilitate herself several times but the Panther is always nearby with drugs and alcohol to feed her addictions.

The Panther and Benito Mussolini meet prior to Mussolini signing the Pact of Steel in 1939. The Pact joined Italy and Germany as allies in World War II.

The Panther bribed William Jefferson, former Congressman from Louisiana, in an effort to receive special treatment in football. Jefferson is now serving 13 years for accepting over $470,000 in bribes from the Panther.

Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse James relies on the Panther to find women for him. And judging from Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, the Panther knows where to find some strange ones. Very strange, indeed.

The Panther and Coach K -- long time friends and allies.

The Panther was responsible for inspecting the levees in New Orleans prior to Hurricane Katrina. Obviously someone forgot to do their job.

Stalin, Lenin and the Panther pose for this picture in 1919 following the Russian Revolution of 1917, which gave power to Lenin.

The Panther caused Truck Bryant's injury by using a sledgehammer on Truck's foot. There are no boundaries when it comes to evilness.

The Panther and Lee Corso have a friendship dating back many decades. Anyone who is friends with Lee Corso is obviously evil.

The Panther was a major supporter of Hugo Chavez and helped him get elected in Venezuela's 1998 election. With the help of the Panther, Chavez maintains an adversarial relationship with the United States.

Though blamed on the Mothman, this picture of the Panther in Point Pleasant could prove that he helped bring down the Silver Bridge in 1967.

The Panther introduced Barry Bonds to "the juice" while he was still in Pittsburgh.

The Panther created the Dust Bowl in the Great Plains just for the entertainment.

For many years, the Panther was a backup dancer for the group Milli Vanilli. He is the one who encouraged them to lip sync their songs.

Insider trading has the Panther's name written all over it.

The Panther paid Ike Taylor to take out former WVU quarterback Pat White because of White's mocking at WVU / Pitt game at Heinz Field. The Panther looks on approvingly.

What do cats and Michael Vick have in common? They both hate dogs. The Panther and Mike Vick have a longstanding friendship dating back to Vick's days at VTech.

It was the Panther's idea to fill the Hindenburg with hydrogen.

The Panther planned and coordinated the Watergate break-in. Nixon was the fall guy.

Beware the Ides of March

The Panther is so evil that he stole my update for today while I was distracted by the Big East Championship Game. How dastardly can one Panther be?

Lindsay Lohan was actually somewhat normal until she met the Panther. Now she's suing E*Trade because a talking baby was a milk-a-holic. She's obviously lost her mind thanks to the Panther's evil ways and influences. (Please don't sue us...)

Bill Clinton had never heard of Monica Lewinsky until the Panther introduced them.

The Panther broke the 153-year old Joe Paterno's leg.

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