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The Panther caused Truck Bryant's injury by using a sledgehammer on Truck's foot. There are no boundaries when it comes to evilness. |
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The Panther and Lee Corso have a friendship dating back many decades. Anyone who is friends with Lee Corso is obviously evil. |
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The Panther was a major supporter of Hugo Chavez and helped him get elected in Venezuela's 1998 election. With the help of the Panther, Chavez maintains an adversarial relationship with the United States. |
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Though blamed on the Mothman, this picture of the Panther in Point Pleasant could prove that he helped bring down the Silver Bridge in 1967. |
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The Panther introduced Barry Bonds to "the juice" while he was still in Pittsburgh. |
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The Panther created the Dust Bowl in the Great Plains just for the entertainment. |
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For many years, the Panther was a backup dancer for the group Milli Vanilli. He is the one who encouraged them to lip sync their songs. |
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Insider trading has the Panther's name written all over it. |
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The Panther paid Ike Taylor to take out former WVU quarterback Pat White because of White's mocking at WVU / Pitt game at Heinz Field. The Panther looks on approvingly. |
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What do cats and Michael Vick have in common? They both hate dogs. The Panther and Mike Vick have a longstanding friendship dating back to Vick's days at VTech. |
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It was the Panther's idea to fill the Hindenburg with hydrogen. |
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The Panther planned and coordinated the Watergate break-in. Nixon was the fall guy. |
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Beware the Ides of March |
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The Panther is so evil that he stole my update for today while I was distracted by the Big East Championship Game. How dastardly can one Panther be? |
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Lindsay Lohan was actually somewhat normal until she met the Panther. Now she's suing E*Trade because a talking baby was a milk-a-holic. She's obviously lost her mind thanks to the Panther's evil ways and influences. (Please don't sue us...) |
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Bill Clinton had never heard of Monica Lewinsky until the Panther introduced them. |
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The Panther broke the 153-year old Joe Paterno's leg. |
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