Someone had to track down all the extra-curricular women in Tiger Woods' life. That's where the Panther came into play. Tigers and Panthers should not mingle.

Though attempting to hide his identity by wearing a mask, the Panther's unmistakable features are obvious in this 2007 picture of Somali Pirates. The Panther still encourages piracy upon the high seas around the world.

In November of 2007, the Panther and Rich Rodriguez held a secret meeting in Ohio. The Panther told Rodriguez that the University of Michigan did not have to follow NCAA practice rules and he could practice as long as he wanted. Rodriguez lost to Pittsburgh in December 2007 and left for Michigan a week later.

Long before Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction, the Pitt Panther shocked Canadian audiences with a risqué performance at the 2002 Grey Cup. Judging by Betty White's reaction to the incident, the whole episode was planned in advance.

The Panther has long embraced nations that oppose the United States. Most recently the Panther has encouraged and supported Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his pursuit of nuclear weapons for Iran.

In the late 1960s, the Panther co-created a group called "The Manson Family" with musician-wannabe Charles Manson. While the Panther only kept a loose affiliation with the group, Manson led "the family" on a crime spree that included multiple murders. Manson remains in the Corcoran State Prison in California.

The Panther helped created the 26th of July movement with Fidel Castro which led to the overthrow of Fulgencio Batista in 1959. With constant support from the Panther, the Castro regime has been able to stay in power since.

Yasir Arafat wanted to turn the Palestinian Liberation Organization into a traveling theatre company. Only with the Panther's input did they become one of the leading terrorist organizations in the Middle East.

The crash of the Exxon Valdez on March 23, 1989 spilled 10.8 million gallons of crude oil in Prince William Sound, Alaska. The effects of the spill on the environment of Alaska can still be felt today. This was the original cover for Time Magazine following the spill until Exxon shifted the blame to an off-duty captain named Joseph Hazelwood. More evidence of a massive media and corporate coverup of the Panther's heinousness.

While found in the same bunker as Saddam Hussein, the Panther managed to avoid Hussein's fate. Many believe the Panther may know where Iraq's weapons of mass destruction are located.

On April 10, 1912, the RMS Titanic set sail from Southampton, England for New York City. All crew members were present except for one. The "luck" of the Panther to miss the Titanic's maiden voyage and his conspicuous disappearance during the time of the Titanic's "accident" continue to raise questions as to whether it was an iceberg or something far more evil that brought down the mighty vessel.

Who was one of the first people to come to the defense of Bernie Madoff? None other than the infamous Panther. Swiss banks have refused to reveal the Panther's accounts but it is believed Madoff's missing money has made its way to "Roc".