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It was the Panther's idea to move Jay Leno to 10 p.m. And he knew the entire time it would fail. His plan was to screw NBC and Conan O'Brien simultaneously. And it worked. Evil knows no limits. |
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The Pitt Panther designed and inspected many Toyota products beginning in 2000, including the pedal and floormats that have recently been recalled. It is unclear whether the Panther is still involved with Toyota. Judging Toyota's response to the disaster, there's a good chance he is still lurking there. |
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This is the original artist's rendering of the Unabomber. Is it possible that Ted Kaczynski could have been framed for the bombings that killed 3 and injured 23? Is it the Panther? Judge for yourself... |
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Before Osama Bin Laden took the reigns in 2003, it is a well-known fact that the Pitt Panther headed all Al Qaeda and Jihad movements in the Middle East. |
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A short 24-hours before its meltdown, the Pitt Panther toured the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in the former Soviet Union. Could the timing of his visit be a simple coincidence? |
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Kim Jong-il was prepared to give up his pursuit of nuclear weapons in 1998 until the Pitt Panther convinced him no one liked a quitter. Jong-il tested a nuclear weapon in 2006 with the Panther looking on, laughing. |
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Jeff Gillooly may have been the fall guy but no one thought about knee-capping Nancy Kerrigan until the Panther suggested it. Tonya Harding did not win a medal at the 1994 Olympics and is believed to be living life as a man today. |
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Prior to meeting the Pitt Panther in 1967, Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi wanted to be a ballerina. After meeting the Panther, he led a coup in Libya where he remains dictator. |
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Prior to a chance meeting in 1972, Jim Jones remained an odd, yet peaceful, minister in California. After meeting with the Pitt Panther, Jones decided to move his ministry to Guyana. The Jonestown mass suicide occurred in 1978. It is rumored the Panther was present and assisted in dispersing the Kool-Aid. |
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In 1972, the Pitt Panther led a revolutionary group known as Black September. The group stormed the Olympic games in Munich and took hostage members of the Israeli Olympic team. The Munich Massacre remains a dark point in Olympic history. |
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That World War II thing? The mastermind was not Hitler but rather the Pitt Panther. |
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Stalin didn't want to take over Eastern Europe until the Pitt Panther demanded it be done. |
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